Colbert mocks Antivax Firefighters through Reimagining ‘Paw Patrol’ (Video)

 

People who refuse to be vaccinated against COVID-19 can still join law enforcement or firefighting ranks in many U.S. cities.

These people threatened to leave their jobs as cops and firefighters to save themselves from spreading contagious diseases. An alarming incident took place when 2000 firefighters in New York were killed by a virus. City were shot. called sick to protest City’s vaccine matter because, we’re guessing, they’d rather let innocent people die in fires than get vaccinated like adults. That’s cool.

This is why public servants can behave as public threats. It’s hard to understand. But while they probably want to be treated like freedom fighters, on Monday’s “The Late Show,”They felt like weird idiots when they saw the funny parody. “Paw Patrol.”

The clip shows Ryder, the team leader, taking a call form Marshall. Paw Patrol’s Dalmatian firefighter.

“Hey Ryder, I’m sick,” Marshall says, while the video show’s he’s clearly in his fire truck. “I’m gonna stay in bed today.”

“Marshall, you realize this is a video call, right?”Ryder interrogates Marshall and causes Marshall to cut the phone.

Marshall calls Marshall one second later Later and in other states “I meant to say I can’t come in because I’m taking my dog to the vet.”

“You are a dog,” Ryder responds. “Is this about your rabies shot?”

“I’m not taking it. I don’t want my balls to swell up like Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friend’s terrier,”Marshall:

“Marshall, you got neutered years ago,” Ryder says.

“Then what have I been licking,”Marshall asks.

After pausing in disgust, Ryder says “Adventure Bay needs your help. You’ve gotta get vaccinated.”

“Screw Adventure Bay,”Marshall: “I’m not getting vaccinated. What’s the worst that could happen?”

Cue a “one week later”The title card. We learn that Marshall was infected with Rabies, and is then forced to die by AtticusFinch. “To Kill a Mockingbird.”

Here’s the whole thing.



Colbert mocks Antivax Firefighters through Reimagining ‘Paw Patrol’ (Video)

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